I run wine tours in Auckland NZ. I drink therefore I am.
Okay ...while on my recent break down south (NZ that is, Skiing, Speights, wild boar, Pinot Noir etc.) this gem of local humour emerged:
The daughter-in law's partner was on a hunting trip with a fresh faced newbie from further north. They arrived at a local paddock, unload the ute of guns and gear. Newbie boy looks around.
"So what's with all the filing cabinets in the field?"
Others: "Filing cabinets?"
"Yeah - look. Over there."
Daughter-in law's partner: " Oh yeah! They contain individual files on each of the sheep, so the farmer can update the information on the sheep 'in the field.'
About Me
- Phil
- Auckland, North Island, New Zealand
- Wine tour operator, wine writer and lapsed physiotherapist. "Nature abhors a vacuum. I personally hate dusting."
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