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Wine tour operator, wine writer and lapsed physiotherapist. "Nature abhors a vacuum. I personally hate dusting."

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Words for the New Millennium

Eccentricity - power generated by odd-ball scientists

Coprophagy - the unnatural desire to eat policemen

Cyclamen - Italian Tour de France team

Veteranarian - someone whose diet is restricted to war returnees

Tachyderm - elephant with no taste

Oenanologist - wine writer who is a wanker

Period Drama - monthly 'difficult' phase in (some) permanent relationships

Catatonia - Spanish region where felines are immobile

Clitorati - lesbian writing circle

Corsican - self affirmation

Tangent – African male

Alan Retentive – very tidy dyslexic

Precrastination - doing today what you were going to put off till tomorrow

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